These damn things have infested a nightmare. I found myself hundreds of {biting{ bastards last night. I'm covered in bumps and itching like hell.
My house is infested with these things. I've tried everything to kill them - insecticide, bombs, even a vacuum cleaner! But nothing works! These evil varmints are driving me crazy.
I'm at my wit's end. I need help to get rid of these freaking pests once and for all.
Bed Bugs: The Fucking Nightmares
Dude, bed bugs. These freakin' little bastards will turn your sanity upside down. You get bitten, you itch like a motherfucker, and then you start freaking out because you don't know how the fuck they got there in the first place. It's a nightmare.
You start checking your furniture like a germaphobe, and you're constantly anxious about getting bitten again. You wash everything, clean the place to death, but those creepy crawlies just keep coming back. It's like they're everywhere your {damn{ house, and you just can't seem to get rid of them.
- I swear
Bed bugs are the worst. They make your life a living circus.
Kill These Mini Buggers
These freakin' things are killing me! I swear they multiply by the minute. They crawl all over, biting and annoying me all day long. I've tried everything to get rid of them - bombs, traps, even that weird ancient trick. But nothing seems to work! I'm starting to think these minuscule beasts are out to get me.
- Perhaps a drastic change of scenery is in order.
- The desert sounds pretty peaceful, right?
- It's not like they can bite through my armor, anyway.
Curse You, Bed Bug!!
These infernal biters are the most atrocious! I can't even looking at my mattress. It feels like a battlefield. How am I going to be eaten alive? I've already {tried everything: poisons, boiling my clothes, and even crashing at a friend's place. Nothing seems to help.
It feels like I'm losing this fight against these tiny vampires. I just want peace and quiet!
These Fucking Bed Bugs!
Ugh, hell, bed bugs! Them are the worst. Absolutely plague your house. You can't sleep because you're killing yourself all night long. It's are everywhere and check here they just won't die. I've tried all the tricks, but nothing seems to work! I'm fuming.
I hate these little bugs with a passion. I'd rather deal with any other pest than have to share these nasty things again!
These Little Cretins Are Driving Me Bananas
I'm at my wit's end with these little punks. They're constantly driving me up the side. I swear, sometimes I just want to scream. They're so inconsiderate. It's like they are oblivious.
- One minute they're messing up my stuff and the next they're playing dumb.
- Honestly, it's enough to give up.
Hopefully I can find a way to deal with them before I completely lose it. I just need a break!